putting on mascara.. hahahaha every girl does this
Gulity.
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Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
The Oatmeal is a genius.
Hilarious!!
Lol
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To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
This never gets old
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aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday , get it girl
(Source: get-on-the-carousel, via -lustforlife)
octopus babies you guys
OCTOPUS BABIES
LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE
BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
(Source: togifs, via charlie--sheen)
i want that romance where i can complain of being hungry on facebook and a guy comes and surprises me with food.
why. cant. i. have. that
if yall don’t know wut dis is get da fuk out your 2 young lol
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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OH MY GOD YES YOU WILL, I STILL HAVE THE FUCKING SCARS THAT YOU LEFT ME I LOOK TERRIBLE
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